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i want to thank my guests, ann romney. seth mac -- seth, come on in. seth macfarlane and of course bettye lavette. tomorrow night kirstie alley will be here. but emmy winner jimmy fallon right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i feel the love. great new york city crowd. good to be back home in new york. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night" -- welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon", everybody. here is what people are talking about. last night the seattle seahawks beat the green bay packers -- 14-12 on "monday night football." yeah. i dvr'd the game and watched it later, you know, just like the refs. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i didn't watch it as it was going on. >> steve: you've got stuff
i want to thank my guests, ann romney. seth mac -- seth, come on in. seth macfarlane and of course bettye lavette. tomorrow night kirstie alley will be here. but emmy winner jimmy fallon right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal...
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, david spade, giancarlo esposito and rebecca ferguson. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, ann romney will be here. but jimmy fallon, the emmy-winning, jimmy fallon right now! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: oh, man, oh, man. that feels good. thank you so much. i feel the love. welcome! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. here is what people are talking about. yesterday, paul ryan said that he and mitt romney won't reveal their tax plan to the public until after the election. [ laughter ] other politicians couldn't believe it. they were like, "at least do the honorable thing and lie." [ laughter ] i mean, come on. more news on the election. a new poll shows that president obama has expended his lead over mitt romney since the democr
, david spade, giancarlo esposito and rebecca ferguson. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, ann romney will be here. but jimmy fallon, the emmy-winning, jimmy fallon right now! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by...
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yeah, when mitt romney heard that, he was shocked. he was like, "you guys were living off only a billion dollars?" [ laughter ] "this is a problem with -- how do you do that?" [ laughter ] "you only have two rolls-royces? you've got to be kidding." you guys hear about this? mahmoud ahmadinejad's entourage stopped at costco while they were in new york city this week. that must've been rad, yeah. [ laughter ] him walking around going -- [ in middle eastern accent ] >> "who needs all these paper towels? i mean, what are you going to do with all these?" [ laughter ] "even brawny wouldn't wipe his own go-gurt? that is -- 20% of go-gurt? you got to have all those out." [ laughter ] "i don't need boysenberry, bro. but that's good. you put it in the freezer." >> steve: yeah, freeze it up. >> jimmy: --that frozen go-gurt." >> steve: "everybody have go-gurt to go. i've got to go, go, go-gurt." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, check this out, you guys. a new study found that kids drink 7 trillion calories worth of sugar every year. [ laughter ] or as
yeah, when mitt romney heard that, he was shocked. he was like, "you guys were living off only a billion dollars?" [ laughter ] "this is a problem with -- how do you do that?" [ laughter ] "you only have two rolls-royces? you've got to be kidding." you guys hear about this? mahmoud ahmadinejad's entourage stopped at costco while they were in new york city this week. that must've been rad, yeah. [ laughter ] him walking around going -- [ in middle eastern accent ]...
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mitt romney's campaign said that president obama is spiking the ball too early in ohio, after recent polls showed obama pulling ahead. yeah. obama hasn't earned that win yet, which is why today the nfl replacement refs just gave it to him anyway. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] sorry. hey, guys. can i help you? what's going on? >> yeah, we're two of the nfl replacement referees. >> yeah, yeah. we're two of them. [ laughter ] >> and we're supposed to catch a plane flight to baltimore but -- to referee a game -- we got lost though. >> yeah. and now we're here and we don't know what this is. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, guys, while you're here, i mean, you know there's a lot of controversy lately about the nfl refs -- that you guys have been unprepared. you've been missing important calls. you're blowing games. maybe you can address that? >> yeah, we can address it. [ in unison ] with a song. hit it! ♪ it's hard to be a football ref when you don't know the football rules ♪ ♪ sometimes it makes us sad when people think we're the fools ♪ ♪ we like wearing these striped shir
mitt romney's campaign said that president obama is spiking the ball too early in ohio, after recent polls showed obama pulling ahead. yeah. obama hasn't earned that win yet, which is why today the nfl replacement refs just gave it to him anyway. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] sorry. hey, guys. can i help you? what's going on? >> yeah, we're two of the nfl replacement referees. >> yeah, yeah. we're two of them. [ laughter ] >> and we're supposed to catch a plane flight...
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i actually read about a man who actually went to high school with mitt romney and then later went to law school with president obama. when asked how going to school with two presidential candidates makes him feel the guy was like, "bad about my job at arby's." [ laughter ] thanks a lot. get this, new york governor andrew cuomo announced that those drivers who get five duis will now have their license revoked. so now new york drivers can rest safe knowing that everyone else on the road only has a maximum of four duis. [ laughter ] great job new york! [ cheers and applause ] that makes me feel real good. >> only four. >> jimmy: let them try one more time. five strikes and you're out. i heard that tlc will air "here comes honey boo-boo" thanksgiving -- [ scattered cheers ] -- thanksgiving and christmas specials. [ cheers ] so now you've got to spend the holidays with two families you don't understand. [ light laughter ] and finally, security workers at jfk airport are complaining that they don't have enough time to do their jobs thoroughly. not good. the last time i flew, the tsa guy wa
i actually read about a man who actually went to high school with mitt romney and then later went to law school with president obama. when asked how going to school with two presidential candidates makes him feel the guy was like, "bad about my job at arby's." [ laughter ] thanks a lot. get this, new york governor andrew cuomo announced that those drivers who get five duis will now have their license revoked. so now new york drivers can rest safe knowing that everyone else on the road...